Little Gourmets Pillows

"He feels the honey-citrus glaze overpowers the plum."

French bread

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Ghostbasters 3

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

"I asked my mother to pack my parachute and she packed my lunch instead."

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

'I couldn't put the book down... I had peanut butter and jelly on my hands!'

"Mom, vegetables may help me grow and give me energy, but what if I want to be short and underachieving?"

'We're ready to order... ORDER!'

Eating the Cocktail Olive

The Ghost of Food

I Hate Alphabet Soup.

"Someday, son, all this will be yours."

'Ok. We've tried monkey's paw, eye of newt, bat's blood and raven's claw.'

"The Chef's Special is to die for. If you order it, you'll need to sign a waiver."

"Fiction or non-fiction?"

'...and even though the rest of us hate brussel sprouts, we thank you Lord for the food you've provided for us.'

"I don't know where he puts it all."

White Water Cookery

"And God bless Mr. Chu's Szechuan Palace."

Why the chicken crossed the road.

"Thank you for the chicken and thank you for the rice. Thanks for the spinach available on request."

"Hey, Mr. One Percenter, how about splurging every now and then and give me a cracker with baked Fontina cheese on it?"