Little Gentlemen Mugs

Two Boys Dressed As Gentlemen.

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

The Dandy

"Two boys from legal to see you."

Show and Tell.

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

'Look! They're little green men too.'

'I'm Timmy Jones of the 'Young Republicans'. I'm collecting to run for president in 2028, and my goal is to be another Ronald Regan!'

Spouses

Kid all dressed up: 'I'm going to be embarrassed to be seen with myself.'

Easy shaving

Two sides to a question

'This baby has tilt steering, natural air and plenty of head room.'

Gentlemen

"Daddy? How do you keep your hands so soft?"

Children playing divorcees

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 3

A boy saying he will wait for the women to leave the room before he eats

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 6

Precocious boy makes a toast to the ladies

Rural Butler Speaking to Town Gentleman

Plucky gentleman wishing to settle a difference through a race rather than legaly

Gentlemen's club

'Don't bite it. I have to check Daddy next.'

Truth is Great.

Urbane Guerillas

Fat Pigs.

Map of the modern man.