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"Darling, trust me. Santa isn't going to give you a network."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

Jeff's Smorgasbord

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'My company utilizes a yet-to-be-developed technology to deliver content that's still in the conceptual stage to a segment of the economy we really hope is out there!'

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

'McWit Plumbing and Lite Puff Pastries.' The only way to survive in today's economy it's good to diversify.'

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

'Well, yes I can see there's definitely potential for growth.'

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

'We're going to take a financial risk.'

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

'I just invented business!'

Start up

'So, Bob, I hear you've branched out!'

Lemonade - Serving this community since 10:18am

'I can dream, can't I?'

"I've simplified our work process!"