Little Aquanaut Mugs

It's like a whole other world down there!!

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

The Victors

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Child driving a toy car

Gracie's baby toys.

Boy pilot.

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

Two kids watch a duck swim past their window in the rain

Happy holidays for kids.

'How's the water skiing?'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

Small child in plane made from cardboard boxes

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Pirate

The Fall from Pisa

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'