Litter Picking Mugs

'I hate 'make a difference day'.'

Biofelineism

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

"Be like that, but don't forget if it wasn't for me and my buddies, they'd be a whole lot more shit for the likes of you to look at!"

"Take over your planet?? - No... we're here to clean it up!!!"

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

"I get paid by the word."

'We named him 'Raisin Bran.' Every morning in the litter box, it's two scoops!'

'What are you trying to say, Alan?'

"He got kicked out of the park for being a litter bug."

'I didn't realize the locksmithing test would be this tough.'

"Never, ever, think outside the box."

Bin men load people into their lorry. Driver says: 'The streets are so much cleaner since we started picking up the litterbugs.'

"I'll have a number 5."

''Light' beer bottles. Somewhere there's a slob on a diet.'

"I love this time of year when the leaves hide the empty burger boxes, beer cans, chocolate wrappers..."

'This is a really great bar - you have to pick the locks to get in!'

'I understand that the hazardous waste they're hauling is used cat litter.'

'I just can't bear to put it up for adoption.'

Garbage dumped in the streets

'I'm knitting you a sweater. Do you want it too big or too small?'

Cappucinos to Go

The Hole in the Litter Picker's Bag.

Lorry Drivers' Training School