Litter Box Laughers Pillows

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

Cat Reunion

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

'I like the litter box...but the pool has gotta go !'

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

'You're right...these are your hormone pills. Thank goodness we noticed before anything serious happened.'

Kid in hospital has I.V. in him that is a straw.

Pie chart of pub conversations

Schrodinger's Cat Litter Box

What if cats talked dirty...

'Here's the problem, sir. This isn't blood in your veins. It's red ink.'

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!

Devils in hell bang on the ceiling as the angels upstairs are being too noisy.

Cat builds a castle in it's litter tray.

"Then I began to think outside the litter box."

A cats perspective of a desert

'Keep this to yourself, Henderson, this will fund our research for the next ten years!'

'Did I startle you?'

"CLEAN MY LITTER BOX!"

'Yeah, I think we might need to call a plumber. It's overflowing again.'

"Yes, you've caught me at a bad time!!"

Man buying camel: 'Is he sandbox trained?'

Bad kitty! You have to wait for me to open it first!

'Give up wine, women, and if you still insist on song, take singing lessons, you're flat.'

'I tore my pants, Mom -- can you download a patch?'

'Harriet - We outlasted him!'

I Love You Litter Box

'Should I be charging for those?'

Cat business channel.

Ouch, I have a stone in my shoe!