Litigation Culture Observer Mugs

"Here's my final exam. My lawyer said I didn't have to answer any of these questions."

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

'Pssst! Straighten up, here come the bigwigs.'

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'

'I give this one about three months...'

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

'Comments? Thoughts? Anyone?'

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

Police Statetion

"Damn it,Frank,if I can't bully my staff, who can I bully?"

"I'll put your application on file, Mr. Brandt, but I'm quite happy with my current paperweight."

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

'I like people.. but not a whole lot.'

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

'I have no one to blame but myself, for now.'

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

"It's not downsizing—it's just that we have 976 employees who have chosen to spend more time with their families."

"They grow up so fast."

'It's either the worst idea to attract new clients I've ever seen, or the best...'

Regardless children just want to fit in.

'Mr. Donovan, is it all right if I tie my shoelace?'

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

'In five year's time?... I see myself on that side of the desk telling you it's a great shame, thanks for all your hard work, but I'm going to have to let you go!'

Board of directors of a baby products company suck their thumbs after realising sales and profits are down.

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

'Nothing has come to my attention today and I want to know why.'

"Here we use the email term 'out of the office', not 'away lazing on a Spanish beach, without a care in the world.'"

'I feel a leader should be approachable.'

'For those of you who don't wish to know the results of our executives pay...turn away now.'

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

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