Literature Mugs

"What immortal hand or eye could frame thy fearful symmetry?"

Super Karamazov Bros.

"By God, for a minute there it suddenly all made sense!"

Don Quixote attacks wind farm

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

"No, thanks. Reading is my escape."

"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?"

King Lear and his Accoutant

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Dickens' First Encounter with a Martini

Don Quixote Video Game

"I wish you would make up your mind, Mr. Dickens. Was it the best of times or was it the worst of times? It could scarcely have been both."

Hamlet's Duplex

"Remember, now-you're sense, I'm sensibility."

'Radiology confirms that, like many other teachers of English, you do have a book in you.'

Utopia - a necessarily restrictive and conformist social structure.

"I'll thank you not to quote Yeats, Godel, or any other reminders of college loan debt."

Novel, Novella, Novellette, Novellini

Dorothy Parker at the Algonquin Round Table

Man's book: '100 Years of Solitude'; Dog's book: '700 Years of Solitude'

Ancient Grammar Police: 'Oh, for cryin' out loud...you never end a sentence with a . . .'

Women who Read Too Much

Tolstoy and Dostoevsky plan a collaboration - 'War and Punishment'... it'll make us a bundle.

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"It's not a multiverse. It's a copyright violation."

Dogs as bookends.

Adam reaches for a larger leaf than he needs.

Sisypus taking a lunch break from pushing his boulder uphill.

Dating in Oz

Writers Strike

"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."

'To be honest, it's a bit hard to swallow.'

''... or not to be'!'

Tiny Tim, who did not die, grows up to marry Little Nell, who did not die, either.

'As I see it, Pinocchio was motivated by a need to prove himself, while both Hansel and Gretel were driven by an inborn rebelliousness.'