Literature Nostalgic Pillows

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

Paul goes home for the holidays

Letter Collecting Nerd

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

'Lost Diary'

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

If you give a mouse a french cookie

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

"You remind me of myself - you know - a while ago."

"My jacket blurbs used to have such conviction, he thought to himself wistfully."

"You remember Eric. He used to carry my books home from school."

Where Mom used to take you.

A quill pen in case the computer crashes.

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

'We like to keep old timers involved in our expansion.'

The first book signing.

"Of all the gin joins in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine - damn Trip Advisor."

'Which tape shall we watch, the wedding or the honeymoon?'

"We've known each other for a while now, so I feel it's the right time to ask – are you a psychological manifestation of my nostalgic longing of a romanticised past?"

Am I sleeping? Is this a dream? I am the Ghost of Christmas Past! Yeah, right. It's November. Obviously. Scheduling conflict. I'm backed up with cheapskates this year. Not buying it. This is just a bad dream. Work with me here. I'm getting an early start!

"See Dick text. Text, Dick. Text."

Rust in Piece - Second Hand Car Salesman.

'Mmm that's a bit different for 8:45.'

"Harold still has all the moves...he just forgot how to use them."

Lost job due to downloads. Please help.

"These days, I suppose it doesn't matter whether you've read Thomas Mann or not."

"How we met is quite unusual, we met in a pub."

"And to think I fought the punk wars for this!!"

'I haven't gained much weight...I'll bet I can still fit into the pants I wore in high school...'

Nope, don't think the sheriff likes wearin' that body camera.

'I kind of miss the good old days when they used to fight over us...'