Literature Nostalgic Pillows

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

Letter Collecting Nerd

Paul goes home for the holidays

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

'Lost Diary'

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

If you give a mouse a french cookie

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

"You remind me of myself - you know - a while ago."

"My jacket blurbs used to have such conviction, he thought to himself wistfully."

Where Mom used to take you.

"You remember Eric. He used to carry my books home from school."

A quill pen in case the computer crashes.

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

'We like to keep old timers involved in our expansion.'

The first book signing.

"We've known each other for a while now, so I feel it's the right time to ask – are you a psychological manifestation of my nostalgic longing of a romanticised past?"

Rust in Piece - Second Hand Car Salesman.

'Which tape shall we watch, the wedding or the honeymoon?'

"See Dick text. Text, Dick. Text."

"Harold still has all the moves...he just forgot how to use them."

'Mmm that's a bit different for 8:45.'

'I haven't gained much weight...I'll bet I can still fit into the pants I wore in high school...'

'I kind of miss the good old days when they used to fight over us...'

"How we met is quite unusual, we met in a pub."

"And to think I fought the punk wars for this!!"

"These days, I suppose it doesn't matter whether you've read Thomas Mann or not."

Lost job due to downloads. Please help.

"Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?"