Literature Navigator Prints

'No, the book you want isn't in our self-help section. It's probably under personal growth or finding yourself or possibly ego awareness.'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

The Bookworm

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

Reading my Critics

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Characters jumping out of a book.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"I am not asking for directions."

Isabel Allende

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

Titanic: How's my steering.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Battery Lighthouse

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."