Literature Lover's Getaway Pillows

"You usually don't see the classics wash up on the beach these days."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Thomas Mann.

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

The DaVinci Code

Jean-Paul Sartre

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Television Readers.

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Romantic Violinist.

Horti-Culture

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

Distractions Of The Great

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Shakespeare was bisexual