Literature And Ocean Fans Prints

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

First Novels.

Voltaire

"Now I really hate poetry."

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Well, we needed the rain."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

George Orwell

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

"Author does not do tricks."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Dating an English Major

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

The Book Lover

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack's Poetic Justice

"I'm in children's books, myself."

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

Limerick On A Grecian Urn