Literature Aficionado Mugs

"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."

"You're in for a treat—Gregor awoke this morning from uneasy dreams to find himself transformed into a killer tapas chef."

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

Public library - deep end, shallow end.

"Whoops - I Accidentally Pressed 'Elevator Pitch.'"

It was the same old story: following too close. Once again Bob was pulled over and charged with plagiarism.

'I'd forgotten how non-textual nature could be.'

"It's the annual report."

Poetry Buff.

King's horses and King's men try to put humpty jigsaw puzzle back together.

Books: Closed Down Due To Exasperation.

Hedgehog reading Spine Chilling Tales

"Polly want to abandon speaking of herself in the third person."

Nicholas makes his first visit to Mr. Bray

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

'I've been speed-reading this book - only took 15 minutes. It's about Russia.'

"Same old, same old, Rapunzel.

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

" 'And so the crack-whore princess and her pimp lived happily ever after. The end.' O.K., that's it. Lights out."

"I'm sorry, Susie, but right now we're not in the market for a 'kiss and tell' book."

Person Reading For Pleasure

Alice in Wonderland - Alice with Gryphon and Mock Turtle

The Return of Tannhauser to Venusberg

Frontispiece for Earl Lavender by John Davidson

Policeman

LIBRARY, 'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'

'To be or not to be or something in-between.'

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

Philip Larkin

Don't you see, Kreutzer? That's why we have all this literature. So you won't duplicate an experiment that's already been done, and there's no reason at all why you should be duplicating Smedly's experiments. After all, he shares a lab with you.

Pregnant Juliets nurse using police code to threaten Romeo

How a poet works

Formerly books on Paper.