Literary Trendsetter Mugs

"I'd like the novel they paid 3.2 million dollars for, whatever the hell it is."

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'YESTERDAY was tie down, sleeves up...today is tie up, sleeves down!'

Snake Dress-Up

'Like to read, huh? Me, too. I'm a big reader. I just finished a book by Brown. You know Dan Brown? Great writer...'

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

A Macaroni in 1773

Bookshop with Best sellers getting pushed into the Remainders basket.

"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."

"Does it say I'm a Wittgenstein scholar?"

"I annoyed my friends by posting pics of my meals, so I stopped that and am posting my Wordle scores instead."

'We exposed the bricks.'

Man with laces on his feet.

"Honestly, I think this was a waste of money."

"Dragons were never out of style."

Coffee Table eBooks.

Ivanka's Latest

"If Twitter told you to jump off a bridge, would you?"

"I'm originally from Manhattan but I grew up in the Midwest."

Caveman with a stylish hairstyle walks out of a cave marked with a barber pole.

Animal Hats.

How Fitting Rooms

"Your eyebrows have gone viral. Get some tweezers."

'How about these overalls?' - 'Sorry, I don't wear womens' clothes.'

"They've got no talent...he sings off key...they've got no rhythm...they look like slobs...I'd say you've got a huge hit on your hands!"

"I want us to get in on the ground floor of the next bandwagon."