Literary Salon Lovers Mugs

"It seems unfair to talk about the book when Steve, Rhonda, and Sue aren't here - so let's talk about them!"

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

The adoration of the gels.

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

Jean-Paul Sartre

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Distractions Of The Great

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Pampered and poodled.

Iris Murdoch

The intellectual.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

Thomas Hardy

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

Of Mice and Men.

Litterary Dogs.

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

Trading half a kingdom for a lesser steed!

Lord Byron

"By God, for a minute there it suddenly all made sense!"