
The dragon with the girl tattoo.
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The dragon with the girl tattoo.
'What was old Rip on?'
"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"
"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"
"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"
"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"
Seagiraffes
First Novels.
"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"
"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."
'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'
This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.
'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'
"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."
You're the puff in my pastry!
"Will you have a Sphinx?"
'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'
"I'm afraid you could go at any time."
Cat Nip.
"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."
"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."
'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'
"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."
The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.
'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'
Punt Cake
They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!
Banana Split...
'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''
Cheeze Wiz.
Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'
"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."
Can I give you a slice of the action?
Cat with Nine Still Lives
Where Skim Milk comes from.
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