Literary Peanut Enthusiast Prints

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Snoopy with Laptop

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

You are what you eat!

Table Of The Elephants

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"And it shall be called peanut butter. And it shall appear as if perishable or in need of refrigeration but in truth it shall remain shelf-stable for months, though the oil may separate and require stirring. And there shall be a crunchy variety and there shall be a smooth variety. And . . ."

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

"You're just a shell of your former self. You need to improve your diet."

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

'My final offer.'

'This feeling of passion I have for you ...'

"No religious nuts!"

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

"I hab peenut buffer stok to woof of my mout!"

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

'Son, life is a mixed blessing, they eat the fancy nuts and toss us the peanuts.'

'Nuts, nuts, nothing but nuts!' When Squirrels Search Their Family Trees.

Elephant walking out of urologist office carrying 2 peanuts in jar.

"I'm nuts about you, but then I'm nuts about everybody …"

'Steven! Those nuts are for guests! Stop hiding them!'

Eat More Salted Nuts

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'