Literary Musician Prints

How to play violin while reading a book...

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

They hated me.

Louis Armstrong

A Symphony of Penguins

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Can You Spot the Differences?

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Baby Piano

Robert Fripp

Guitarist

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Lennon and McCartney.

Marimba

Cimafunk

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Impressing dad.

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Omara Portuondo

He kept up his guitar practise...

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"I gotta be me!"

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"