Literary Magician Mugs

Librarian/Book Whisperer

"I would take out the curse words, but otherwise I think it's fine."

Vegan Voldemort

'You don't have a life to turn into a story.'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"Do me next."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Desert Island BBQ

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

"I can't believe he brought her."

Primitive magician

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Magic Tricks

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Magic Tricks

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Juggler and Illusionist

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'