Literary Lifesaver Prints

"I don't want to alarm anyone, but is there a librarian on board?"

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

Lifesaver!

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

"This is a teaching hospital."

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

"We'll publish your book, doctor, but we'll have to get a second opinion."

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

A paramedic-in-training's nightmares.

'I'm in hock up to my ears, I work in a dead-end job for eight bucks an hour, my wife and girlfriend are both pregnant - and you think you need help!'

"I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?"

"Well done Carson! This could be the answer to our bed shortage problems!"

"The one time it's good to go with the flow."

"These NHS types are ALWAYS complaining about SOMETHING!"

"Of course being celibate, all my advice is second-hand via the internet..."

'Correct. And in the case of a cardiac arrest, every second counts. Who can tell me why? Anyone? Clock's ticking.'

Thank You...For Everything You Do.

'There's a cake in the Drs. lounge. Happy 5,000th surgery!'

A doctor in her kitchen agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug on her ailing toaster.

'Good news and bad...good, we can use you as spare parts for other people...'

Double life.

"Does anyone know CPR?"

Drowning Man Thrown A Book.

Paramedic

'Sounds like illegal immigrants.'

Why Do You Want to Be When You Grow up?

"I can't decide if I want to grow up to be a pediatric heart surgeon or a celebrity chef."

Very Busy Practice.

"No, trashy paperbacks is the next but one..."

"The doctors never gave up."

Become an Organ Donor.

'Stre-e-e-e-tch-her?'