Literary Fish Mugs

Chicken soup for the sole.

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Fish talking about fisherman

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

They were a prehistoric tribe that worshipped a fish deity. Ich-theology.

"Cat got your tongue?"

"Is really wet, here!"

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

Fish Food

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

"If man evolved from apes,does that mean we came from Sea Monkeys?"

Fish-losophy

Please no evolving here. Thank you

One of the crucial moments in evolution: 'It's a beautiful day today... We could go out for a walk...'

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

"Is 'Upstream' where we really want to be?"

'Mummy-do you believe in cod?'

Fisherman to friend about to be devoured by shark: 'Bill, are you familiar with the health benefits of shark cartilage?'

"It is one of life's great mysteries. No one has ever returned to tell."

'A compilation of fish stories? You'll find that in the fiction section.'

"Remember me? You caught me on the Beaverkill, opening day, 1952."

'I'm telling you Bill: I can hear a scratching sound...'

'That fish sure was a fighter!'

"Be still and know that I am cod."

'I know I shouldn't bite, but I keep thinking about that poor slob up there...hot, tired, hungry...'

'Oh, I would say it was at least twice that size, and it had fangs and horns too...'

I don't want to be thought of as just another pretty face...