Literary Figure Enthusiast Mugs

John Boynton Priestley

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"Do me next."

Victor Hugo

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

First Novels.

The Dorrie Decimal System

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Now I really hate poetry."

Blue Stockings

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Voltaire

Honoré de Balzac

'He likes to power nap.'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

J. R. R. Tolkien

Distractions Of The Great

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

John Bunyan

Silence of the Chickens...

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

"Well, we needed the rain."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe