Literary Exploration Gifts

"Ooh look ...the book I've been waiting ages for, but will never have time to read."

American History/Poetry/Biography.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The fate of the emigrant

The experienced backpacker.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

The Bookworm

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Alien David statue

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

Reading my Critics

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"Now I really hate poetry."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

A boy acting suspiciously

Here be dragons.

Marshmallows

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.