Literary Dissenter T-Shirts

"I hate poems. They're boring and pretentious."

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Science Snobs

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

Assange Among Friends

"Republican striptease"

'Edward de Vere? -- give me a break!'

Capital punishment right or wrong? For men or women?

'Then it's agreed. It doesn't have to rhyme.'

'Excuse me. Could you point me towards the books that would look impressive on my bookshelf?'

'He became a dissident Dissident in protest at the Dissidents.'

"It's the Garden Street book club. They wanna rumble!"

"I have a warrant for the arrest of Sandro Botticelli."

"And now Professor Weyfeld, of Columbia University, with some liberal claptrap."

"What I don't understand is why people waste their time writing when they might not get published,."

No atheists in Heaven.

'I'm looking for the book that tells how to be less materialistic without actually giving up any stuff!'

The Jacques Cousteau Story

You! Are thick magazine.

'The fact is, we can't seem to agree about ANYTHING!' 'Rubbish!'

"And to think we started as a book club."

"How do you feel about gender testing, Semenya?"

'This is because you disagree with my theory on existentialism?'

Salman Rushdie

"New Classic Books Revamped for Today's Youth"

Man sticking his tongue out at his boss.

Brain vs heart

"Ay caramba amigo, graffiti paradise!!"

Sign 'God is dead!" youth asking "Who's God?"

'He's taking no chances since he turned atheist.'

"Impressed? Don't be. I also read trash."

'When television insults Walter's intelligence, he insults it right back.'