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Christmas Eve at Mr. Wardle's

A rival club

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The Dorrie Decimal System

Blue Stockings

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

'He likes to power nap.'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

John Bunyan

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Don Quixote

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Oh, this old thing?"

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Sue the Author 3PM

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

Moby Dick

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'