'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'
Literary Character Collector Prints
Decorate your space with art prints inspired by literary characters, blending creativity and storytelling in a way that celebrates your passion for literature.
"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."
"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."
'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'
To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)
'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'
'Bert's dog training.'
'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'
'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!
Silence of the Chickens...
"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."
'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'
Cake Free Zone
"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."
',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'
"Eat me"
"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."
"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."
Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.
"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."
A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.
A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop
Mulching Vacuum Cleaner
'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'
'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'
Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'
Easter Island Shades...
"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"
'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'
A watch face with Stonehenge
The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.
"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"
Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?
Bathroom Fairy
Vanna White: The Later Years.
Literary Character Collector Prints Collection
Literary Character Collector Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring your favorite literary characters—perfect for a morning pick-me-up that’s as clever as your taste in books.
Literary Character Collector Pillows
Curl up with pillows decorated with beloved literary characters and quotes—adding literary flair and comfort to your home.
Literary Character Collector T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts celebrating classic and contemporary literary characters—wear your story love proudly.