Literary Character Analyst Prints

Mr. Carker in his hour of triumph

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Now I really hate poetry."

Silence of the Chickens...

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

Film Star Robert de Niro

Book publishing.

"I'll give you my unconditional love - on one condition."

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

"Oh my goodness. My lecture on John Donne has just been awarded Most Pizzazzy Metaphysical Lecture of the Year."

'First date with a logician - These venn Diagrams will save us a lot of time. We'll see where you fit in, where I fit in, and if any of it overlaps'

'Listen, Geoffrey ...I know you're a clinical psychologist, but I DON'T have A.D.D. ! You're just incredibly boring.'

Deconstructionist girlfriend

"Today we will focus on how the author makes the same exact complaints about here life, from her sixth birthday and on."

"You're not at all like your answering machine."

'can you breath some life into this?'

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

'And that one is the mistake I made in Act II, Scene III, line 14 of Hamlet.'

'An alternative to having me psychoanalyze you is to write a book and have the critics do it.'

'Valentine's Day used to be just another day until I got a heart.'

'Okay, one more blog about the meaning of 'Alice in Wonderland' and then off to sleep.'

Raymond Queneau

'I wandered lonely as Wayne Rooney playing up front for England.'

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Giant Foam Finger'.

If you were an iceberg...

Algernon Swinburne

"Wait a second - you're not the Invisible Man. You're just three invisible kids in a trench coat."

"I can't see it lasting!"