Literary Analyzer Pillows

"That's it?! Boy exploits tree, tree suffers? Shel Silverstein was nuts!"

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

The Bookworm

Reading my Critics

"Now I really hate poetry."

Audio Books

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Isabel Allende

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

My Aunt's Left Hook Expels Uriah From The Chaise

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

'I didn't read that scene, but I did highlight several passages.'

Book publishing.

The Truth

"Oh my goodness. My lecture on John Donne has just been awarded Most Pizzazzy Metaphysical Lecture of the Year."

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

Shakespeare watching the 'Forsooth Saga'.

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

"I'm sorry-you tapped into something no one cares about."

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

Crossroads - fiction/non fiction.

Dylan Thomas

Free Little Library

"Today we will focus on how the author makes the same exact complaints about here life, from her sixth birthday and on."

'And that one is the mistake I made in Act II, Scene III, line 14 of Hamlet.'

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

'can you breath some life into this?'

Through the Looking Glass - Alice Rows the Sheep.