
"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."
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"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."
"Meet The Author"
Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,
First Novels.
The Dorrie Decimal System
"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."
Voltaire
Blue Stockings
"Now I really hate poetry."
'He likes to power nap.'
"My novel is not a doorstop!"
The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision
"It turns out everyone here is self-published."
Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.
John Bunyan
'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'
"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."
"I'm in a catch-23 situation."
Don Quixote
'Is that where you keep the banned books?'
Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten
"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"
"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."
George Orwell
'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''
Trilby - 'Je prong!'
"Author does not do tricks."
"Oh, this old thing?"
Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "
Multi-Generational Books
Sue the Author 3PM
"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"
"So, hw ws yr smmr?"
"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."
"Barb's such a fast reader."
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