Listening To The Sound Of The Ocean Gifts

"We are experiencing unusually high call volumes. Your estimated wait time is twenty minutes."

Try me/try me/try me...

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

Waking Up With Rooster.

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

It's a recording contract from the whale's agent.

Music Piracy

"I've got an app for that."

"Let's shake them up and do our version of 'Blowin' in the Wind'."

“I get that the sounds help you sleep, but I don’t like the way he stares.”

Surf Guitar

"That's the back door."

Quartet of mermaids

Man listens to shell by the ocean and hears options to download ocean sounds from an online store.

'Say 'one' to hear the sound of the ocean, say 'two' to hear. . .'

Natural relaxation in confinement

surround sound like crickets chirping everywhere

Mom? If you get Nana an mp3 player for Christmas

"If you listen closely you can hear the sounds of traffic"

Octopus-bagpipes

"Mummy, Mummy, Daddy was talking about your singing with his friends today. What does "tone deaf" mean?"

To sing up for premium commercial-free sounds of the ocean, log onto ...

'This one holds over 15,000 oceanic sounds.'

"The range and variety of their vocalizations was unequaled."

"I heard that if you listen closely, you can hear the fish bowl."

"Dad, is it true that if you put a discarded plastic bottle to your ear, you can hear the ocean?"

'Should I set the sleep machine for Babbling Brook, Ocean Waves, or Lapping Toilet?'

'Can you please hold for ocean sounds? Our computers are temporarily down.'

'The sounds of the ocean aren't relaxing to me. I keep worrying about a tsunami.'

Mermaid Playing Whale's Teeth.

Musician busking for fish.

"I tried the trombone, but in the end I just couldn't fight it - I'm a fiddler crab."

'Welcome to the sounds of the ocean. Listen carefully as our menu options have changed. To continue in Spanish, press one now...'