Lip Sync Aficionado Gifts

'Ladies and gentlemen, the show is over. Someone misplaced my next set of recordings I was going go lip sync to.'

Marimba

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Chano Pozo,

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Mr Metrosexual.

"The Just Me Band"

Music producers.

The Drummer

'So, you think you can just waltz right in here and start making movies, Mr, Astaire'

The Little Drummer Boy.

A dancing man wearing a red-striped top

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

I love Marimba

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

Dance Crossing

"I've been asked to dance on the head of a pin" "Yeah, you and an infinite number of others."

Candles on Drum

'This new star sends out periodic pulses in a very appealing rhythm -- I think I'll name it 'Bossa Nova.''

Musicians.

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

Percussionist sitting with his cymbals, reading a book entitled 'Big Bang (theory)'.

Learn how to identify the parts of a drum kit

Subway Chanteys

'Okay, Mr. Fred Astaire, take it again from the stairs, and this time leave the flies in the chorus alone!'

'Our email program is on the fritz again.'

Drummers

"I don't have to say 'dance' I just start to complain about sanctions..."

"So typical. Hurry up and wait."

Tin Pan Alley - There May Be Trouble Ahead