Linkedin Lurker Mugs

"Still no offers - sometimes I think I'm the only one using this site."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

Travelogue

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

'Take it easy, the textbooks will be here. It's only August 30.'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

Bro of Frankenstein

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

Books vs mobile phones

"Why do they keep all these words in the dictionary? I mean, who's going to look up 'dog'?"

"I don't need to take notes. I'm wearing a wire."

Origin of the Universe/Big Bang Theory/Big Cowlick Theory

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

WWW.World.com

The Sedentary Dead.

Mystery and suspense at the library.

"The great resignation is being fueled by the desire to brag about quitting one's job on LinkedIn."

Bookshop with various 'soon to be' ads on books.

'Internet access... internet access....'

"There appears to be some discrepancies between your C.V. and your Wikipedia entry."

'Are you sure 'Animal Farm' is checked out?'

"I'm just checkin' my email, OK! I AM NOT googling it..."

'If I do decide to get a second opinion, can I get it at your blog?'

Spam on the Menu at Internet Cafe.

Scaffolding team watching TV.

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