Line Tanglers Pillows

Fishermen catching each other as fish looks on.

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

Toddler in the Bed: A Journey

Christmas Tree Lights

Menace.

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

Poodle gets stuck in the elevator.

Yellow Pencil

The Evolution of fish

"Damn it—I think I just butt-donated to a charity."

Lets push tentacles he says Lets push tentacles! NOW look at the mess we're in...

"I had to eat a couple of people ahead of me in line, but, yep, I got the last chess set."

Line Forms Here / Line Ends Here.

'Looks like Jim couldn't untangle the Christmas tree lights again.'

'The digital age'

"Pound for pound, I'm the most successful hunter I know."

101 uses of a dead cat: line painter

Walketh Not on Grass Thou Sluggard.

'Yes dear, everything here at work is going well. Can I call you back, I have something, I mean, someone on the other line.'

"When will you be back at the bank?"

'Looks like the cat's been playing with the telephone cord again.'

'It's the media . . . do you want to hide?'

"I'm proud of everything except for the sock line."

Controlling the hose

"That's a very unfortunate tan line."

Pushing comes to shoving will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law!