Limo Driver Prints

A limo driver chases his car down a hill.

"There's been an accident, but it doesn't involve me."

"There's no need to look at me when I'm talking to you."

"Hey! What's with the brick on the accelerator?"

"I can't get political right now—my employer's in the car with me."

While they were having a celebration in the back, this limo driver recklessly ran into a pole. I"ll cite him for being a party crasher.

"I'm sick of these stag nights."

"If I never see a tiny car ever again, it'll be too soon."

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

'This is what happens if your CEO is late for a shareholders meeting.'

'Honk if you favor the dividends tax cut.'

'How about wearing a limo driver's cap when taking me to practice?'

"They said we'd be met with a shrug of indifference."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Are we broke yet?'