Lighthearted Library Lover Prints

"It's new reading light."

Big Bang Theory.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

The Dorrie Decimal System

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

Do your research!

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Paranormal A-Z...

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

Do it yourself books.

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'Bring out yer books!'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

Two Generations of Readers

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

Catalogue of little books.

'According to this, you owe $57.32 in late fees for the book 'Getting By on a Shoestring Budget'.'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

Charles Addams.

LIBRARY, 'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'

'Ask your computer.'

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