Lighthearted Humorist Mugs

'Hey, baby, does this turn you on?'

Dog on the phone.

"The light of my life and you can't change a bulb!"

"Try and shake the batteries!"

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

'I wonder what kind of dog Romney will have in the White House if he's elected.'

A Pair of Slippers

"Winning isn't everything - it's the only thing!"

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Dinner at the Trapdoors

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

Daffodil bulbs

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

'Tell me father, why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be hell.'

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

'Vacuums!'

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

Surreal Ale Pub.

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

'What colour is a hiccup?'

Just Survived My 3rd COVID Scare Dance.

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

Visual gag (the real Mona Lisa behind the scenes).

Is this your father, little guy? No, lady, my father is a libel attorney, and you'll be hearing from him.

"You have a lot of unresolved anger and it's settled in your hat."

'I believe it's 'feed a fever and starve a lawyer.''

Although a rare sight in the old west, the secluded ice rinks brought out a side of the lone passing-by cowboy, that even they themselves barely knew existed.

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

"Could you put me 'on hold' Mom? I could use a hug."

Soldier With Mouse Ears.

'Really, this award has come as a great surprise...'

Giving thanks.