Light-year Ponderer Mugs

"A few more light-years?!! That's what you said 15 minutes ago, Dad!"

Jean-Paul Sartre

'But what is the universe for?'

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

God Sneezes Out Creation

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

The Origins of Everything

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

"May I offer a very different scenario?"

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

'At least I don't have his life.'

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

"Shall we put it in play?"

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....

Astronaut stumbles upon a weird space anomaly.

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

Artist chained to his drawing.

Progress?