Light-year Ponderer Mugs

"A few more light-years?!! That's what you said 15 minutes ago, Dad!"

Jean-Paul Sartre

'But what is the universe for?'

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

God Sneezes Out Creation

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

The Origins of Everything

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

"May I offer a very different scenario?"

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

'At least I don't have his life.'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

"Shall we put it in play?"

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

Progress?

Astronaut stumbles upon a weird space anomaly.

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....

Artist chained to his drawing.

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

Sign pointing to 'hindsight' and 'foresight'