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"Could you stop making that breathing sound?"

Sleepless Night with a Mosquito

"Do you have to exist so loudly?!"

"It says, 'sorry ... I forgot you're three hours earlier out there'."

"Where's the snooze button on this thing?" "Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow!"

You know I can't sleep when you grind your teeth like that.

"Not me, brother - you wake him!"

'Oh, go to sleep, Wilbur. You're just hearing things!'

"Sorry - is my snoring driving you nuts?"

'Get up or I'll send in gramma.'

Solving the Snoring Problem

'I can't sleep a wink - it feels like someone's got their life savings under here.'

"Just two paragraphs from our internet provider's terms and conditions agreement and she was out like a light."

"This alarm clock is guaranteed to wake you. It's sounds like a husband snoring."

Bed Seasons

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

"I can sleep late, but, as his agent, I still get ten percent of the worm."

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For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

“I get that the sounds help you sleep, but I don’t like the way he stares.”

'Post-Hibernation Blues'

"This new adjustable mattress really does stop your snoring!"

“Is the light bothering you, dear?”

"Dad, can you stop snoring?"

The Home Birth of Venus

'Myself, I'm not a morning person, so I'm definitely not interested in one of those up-at-the-crack-of-dawn types, you know what I mean?'

"No! I don't think these are adjustable beds. Why?"

Sleep-Eez Bedding

The Princess and the Pea