Light-hearted Walker Mugs

Soho walking society

Push for Disco...

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Sidewalk Ballet

Preachers with far too much input

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

"It's nice to know I've still got it."

The Best...Nothing but the best scenic route

'I don't worry about anything. My Mom does all the worrying for me.'

"Sometimes, you have to stop and smell the roses, as well as the other flowers, and the bushes, and the trees, and the sidewalk, and the fire hydrant, and the trash on the side of the road..."

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

'... and do you, Linda, promise to look up the word 'fellatio' in the dictionary?'

"These chilly autumn afternoons remind me of what a witch you can be."

"Wrong hole!"

A Women Out For A Walk With Her Children.

Bus stop and reader

It's a Limmmo! It's a Limmmo! Wooohoooooo!! : Filled with joy and excitement, Dougie, a seasoned traveller, achieves the dream of all hitchhikers worldwide...he had finally caught the perfect ride

"I don’t know, Taylor – it seems to me, anyone who doesn’t talk to their dog is crazy."

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

"Would it kill me to get in touch with my mother once in a while?"

"Wait - leave it on."

"Oh no, our caravan has been stolen."

WALK FOR NO REASON

Hiccups. Run for the cure.

'I just don't have the heart to shoot them.'

"The guy who didn’t know his cholesterol, his B.M.I., his net worth, his I.Q., his credit score, his astrological sign, or his ancestry."

"Keep it down, we don't want the riot squad in!"

Raining

'What have I told you about gaily skipping when we are out for walkies!'

'Keep walking towards the light. . .Oh, I'm sorry, step forward about twenty paces.'

Casino. Why do casinos call this "gaming"? Because from their perspective there's no gambling involved.

Oh, shit. Stuck behind a dog walker.