Light-hearted Venture Lover Prints

it's his way of easing into full retirement.

Profit

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'Based on your travels, what would you say is the greatest potential downside, if any, to investing in the Upper Amazon?'

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

S.S.dot.com

Big Bang For Your Buck Investments...Specializing in space technology.

"Money is life's report card."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"Three wishes? Dream on. That was in the heady days before venture capital and advertising revenue disappeared."

"Let's all sing our theme song: 'I Love Venture Capital'."

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

'All my venture capital is tied up in Miss Umpley, there.'

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

"Harris, I want you to buy up anything that has 'dot com' in their title."

"We want a management buy out - if you'll lend us the money."

"Moreover, profits double if we move in with our parents."

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

"Just in case you want to invest, I've got a great idea for a dot.com startup."

Well you know what they say - here today gone tomorrow - or in the case of dotcoms, here today gone shortly after lunch.

Woman out on limb