Light-hearted Pessimist Prints

'I tend to look on the negative side of things. Do you guys do rose coloured glasses'

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

Platitudes for the hopelessly realistic. When life gives you lemons, get a gift receipt.

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

Car insurance, breakdown cover, mobile insurance, home insurance, camera insurance... - 'Life insurance, health insurance, professional indemnity, and tax insurance.' - 'Let the bad times roll... heh, heh!'

'What do you mean, you're having second thoughts...?'

"Die alone"

'Barnhill from Marketing will present our economic projections.'

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'

'I find it difficult not to entertain the occasional negative thought.'

Half Empty/Half Full/I'm Still On Vacation!!!

"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy."

"What? You were expecting good news? Expectations are so-o-o-o passe."

Glass Half Empty and Glass Half Full.

Abstract art proves that things can be as bad as they look.

The Dungeon

'There was a mild outbreak of optimism all over the world today, but it's not expected to last.'

This will be a banner day for you!

"Excuse me...is there a dressing room with a slimming mirror and soft light..."

The guy who wanted change, experience, a shoulder to cry on, and a medal, all tied up in a nice,neat package, with whipped cream and a cherry on top.

"Ambitions... to be proved wrong."

"People wipe their feet on me all day long. I mean, really, what could possibly be worse than that?"

"If at first you don't succeed blame somebody."

'Against Joie De Vivre': Meet the author today.

"Is this worse? Or is this worse?"

"If I was you...I wouldn't be worried about the future..."

The end is near! Wacko. The end is far!

"This feels like the start of something that will eventually break one of our hearts."

All my silver linings have clouds around them.

"First they make you button your own shirt, then they make you tie your own shoes...you gotta ask yourself ? where's this all heading?"