Light-hearted Josher Mugs

'Who wants to be examined first?'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Get crazy once in a while

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Stand-up comic/ceo: 'A funny thing happened on the way to the board meeting...'

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"Bad news. Your use-by date was a month ago."

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Shoe repair

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

"This may seem counter intuitive, but maybe the solution is to lighten up."

Church Parking Space Reserved For Sinner Of The Week

'I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon.'

"It's me, Lucky—you can drop the best-friend shtick."

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Preachers with far too much input

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

'This is the third time you've gone to the bathroom tonight. Are you seeing another woman in there?'

Alf and Misery Guts

Pumping up wig in blender.

'Our fifteenth anniversary -- the adventure continues!'

'I'm looking for something not too heavy.'

"Every time he elbow bumps me, he hits my funny bone on purpose."

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."

Grandad and grandson sticking out their tongues.