Light-hearted Animators Pillows

"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

If nobody had invented graphics

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Walt Disney on ice."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

Los Angeles, 1928: Mickey Mouse Emerges from the Primordial Ooze.

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

"Disney will flip!"

"For Heaven's sake, why don't you go outdoors and trace something?"

Man wearing a dog cone

The first animation.

"I feel like we're finally making progress."

"It took the better part of seventeen years, but you finally get me."

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

'This is just a thought, but maybe we could try animated anchormen.'

Pop goes the weasel.

'Do you guys ever do real art or just cartoons?'

'I AM a three-toed sloth, but cartoonists always draw us with two toes.'