Light Eating Prints

Policeman wishing for lighter food than meat in hot weather

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'How can we solve this problem by eating?'

Soup of the month.

Party Animals.

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

Pigeon Little

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

The Main Types of Cheese

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

'The Burrito King.'