Light Appreciation Pillows

"We didn't see anything so special about the light in Greece. We have the same light in Tuckahoe."

The Zoo.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Diner.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Victor Hugo

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Rose Garden

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

'Echo Tourism'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

'Projectile painting.'

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"Smokey The Tree"

A Macaroni in 1772

Cat statues on entrance gate

Labor Day Flowers

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Mikado

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"