Light Appreciation Pillows

"We didn't see anything so special about the light in Greece. We have the same light in Tuckahoe."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

The Zoo.

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Diner.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Rose Garden

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

'Echo Tourism'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'Projectile painting.'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Labor Day Flowers

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Mikado

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Cat statues on entrance gate

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"Smokey The Tree"

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

A Macaroni in 1772

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

Happy thoughts

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

Man watering his plants in the rain.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"