Lifetime Movie Lover Pillows

Living my best life... ...time movie. Even the Canada posing as my world bit.

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Herman Mankiewicz

37 years in the same position.

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Bloody hell!"

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"The Eggsorcist"

"Housekeeping?!"

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

Kirsten Johnson

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

Star Wars Audience

Tom Hanks