Lifestyle Changer Mugs

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"You won’t need refills."

'I recently became a veggie.'

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

'Sheila's diet isn't going too well.'

'I know dieting requires a change of lifestyle, Helen, but this is ridiculous!'

"You have to give up your devil-may-care fatitude."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"If you follow my orders and break those bad habits, you'll be in as good a shape as you've never been."

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

"Guess the weight you used to be"

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

"I used to be old, too, but it wasn't my cup of tea."

Life coach faces the Grim Reaper

'You ought to wise up, and get into a more contemporary lifestyle - and the first step is to become a vegetarian.'

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

'You have to give up this devil-may-care fattitude.'

'Watch yourself.'

Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century

"Yes, Mr. Hargraves, thumb-sucking can be cured. But first let's talk about what your other hand is doing."

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'Hopefully these sessions will help you to adjust to flying economy.'

"Your New Years resolution was to give up the grog!"