Lifelong Learner Pillows

'I'm sorry Mrs. Jackson, but when you've become as excellent of a teacher as you are, you've forfeited your right to retire.'

Feed me

Information booth and what to do with it.

'When can I stop making wild guesses and start making educated guesses?'

'Perhaps I possess the kind of wisdom that only comes with age.'

'Want to hear something scary? This is the third time this week I've gotten off the bus and still remember what I've learned.'

'I'm going to learn it right this time.'

"Who said you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

'I am doing some retraining.'

First addition, then subtraction, then multiplication, and now this! Where is it all going to end?"

Maria Montessori

"Come along, son. We are at but the beginning of a long and arduous journey."

"But if we keep up with technology out employees might develop skills that will allow them to leave."

'Finally paid off my tuition fees.'

'Miss, if ignorance is bliss, why do we have to spend all these years in school?'

'If i had my life to live over again... I'd make the same mistakes sooner'

"Can I get continuing education credit for stories that never cease to amaze me?"

'I'm going to really miss you next year, Harold.'

Teaching kids to count is fine - teaching kids what counts is best.

'Why do I have to learn how to write my name? I always pay for everything in cash.'

I've decided to return to study.'

Student to psychology teacher: 'Are we going to learn all the states? Like the state of contentment, state of being, and state of confusion? ...'

'School of hard knocks.'

'One advantage to homeschooling junior is that I am now learning things I never learned when I went to school.'

Pursuing Success

Life Begins at 40

"I wouldn't mind...But he's the teacher."

Sex education

Stay in school.

Man to man: 'Everything I needed to know, I learned in kindergarten and forgot in college.'

Need Education - Too Smart for Own Good.

'Anyway, I'm off to uni now Dorothy, catch you later babe!!'

'I wanted to ask you about life-experience credit.'

'At first it's just kindergarten, but then mission creep takes over and you're in college.'

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."