'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?' from $19.00
'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?' from $19.00
'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?' from $19.00
"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one." from $19.00