Life's Rebel Mugs

Arrogant OAP.

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

Do not think outside the box!

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

"It drives me mad when people act as though we had nothing to do except write moronic memorandum..."

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

'Sorry, you failed the aptitude test.' -'Thankfully I own the company.'

'The company was quite generous. They gave me a whole day off for the funeral.'

These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?

"The figures for the last quarter are in. We made significant gains in the fifteen-to-twenty-six-year-old age group, but we lost our immortal souls."

"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

I stamped out smiley faces in your handwritten memos, and by George, I'll do the same with emoticons in your emails!

"If I could quit tomorrow, I'd be gone yesterday."

'We've got trouble, Henderson - Your people got with my people and decided they didn't need us.'

"Yeah? Well, tell him that in this company Gandhi-like resistance wouldn't have worked for Gandhi, either."

"What're you doing? Your contract forbids you from watching 'cute baby video' on YouTube."

"I pride myself on being able to walk that fine line between misdemeanor and felony."

Joan Jett

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

"And in order to align the designated objectives withthe fiscally driven cross functional departmental...did you understand any of that?" "Only the blah! blah! bit."

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

With absolutely no warning, Phil crossed the fine line separating business from pleasure and was never heard from again.

"Hmmm... there's something not right here..."

'Try thinking outside the cubicle.'

"They're going to clean up all the graffiti in the men's room tomorrow. Want to get in one last obscenity."